As Louis C.K. said...

- How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?
- ... I don't know, it's your shitty kid, you fuckin tell him ... why is this anyone else's problem? Two guys are in love but they cannot get married because you don't wanna talk to your ugly child for five minutes? Who the fuck cares about your shitty kid, it's probably a fag anyway!